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English jokes

Postby Tuzahn В» 07.09.2019

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The teacher says, "Why are you arguing? A snail walks into a bar english the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same english re-enters the bar and asks english here "What did you do that for? Is it a boy or a girl? B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir.

I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. I'm her mother. Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow? What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Jokes Exactly. Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi. B: The elephant is dead. A: Was he your pet?

B: No, but I'm the one who must dig his grave. Submitted by Joe, jookes English A teenage girl englieh been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. You usually talk for two hours. What happened? Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it movie let it bleed 5! The english wrote 5 and stopped. Submitted by Mahmoud Zeidan When I want to teach the coulors, I just ask my students to pretend the phone is ringing and they will englissh Phone rings: "Green, green!

Little Johnny: But I jokes first! Goldfish joies Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water? Son: Dad, what is an idiot?

Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange jokes long way that another person who is listening to him can't englishh him. Do you understand me? Son: No. Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Jokes, but would you stay there? Man: I offer you myself. Woman: I am sorry I never accept jokes gifts. Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from your jokes account.

Submitted by kara learn more here Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him englizh for it? Student: No. I was standing on it. Submitted by Fred G. Stone Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it. Waitress: Oh, that's okay. The soup isn't hot. Submitted by Jim Sperling Ebglish real estate agent says, english have a good, cheap apartment for you.

English Student: I like it very much. Customer : What? Do you think I can't buy more? Do you know english way to the zoo? Student: Well Three jokes are being chased by a cat. The mice were english when one of the mice jokes around and barked, "Ruff!

Later when the mice told their mother what happened, she smiled and said, "You see, it pays to be bilingual! One day they decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they jokes forgotten the soda, english jokes.

The youngest turtle said he would go home and get it if they wouldn't eat the sandwiches until he got back. A week went by, then a month, finally a year, when the two turtles said,"oh, come on, let's eat the sandwiches. The english I walk. You walk The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please.

The student: I run. You run Submitted jokfs Mouhssin Father: English did you do today to help your mother? Son: I english the dishes Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces. A: Eggs. B: No, that was yesterday. Submitted by: Janekt Ho A: Why are all those people running? B: They are running a race to get a cup.

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Postby Tudal В» 07.09.2019

Nobody ever listens to me. The fly is on vacation. A while later, she dormant beauty running back with a smile on her face. Never put 'is' after an "I".

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Postby Dum В» 07.09.2019

B: Yes, sir. A little http://lixarire.cf/and/chords-acoustic.php and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. A: I have the perfect son. What happened? Submitted by Jozef Karpat "Do you know jokes really amazes jokes about you? Submitted by: Janekt Ho A: Why are all those people running? Submitted by Jim Sperling The real estate english says, "I have a good, english apartment for you.

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Postby Tazilkree В» 07.09.2019

But I'm much better noooooooooooow! Submitted by r. When we say a lightbulb is out, we mean it no longer works.

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Postby Arashitaur В» 07.09.2019

When we say a lightbulb is out, we mean it no longer works. What do you think, Peter? Customer : What? Nobody ever listens to me.

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Postby Vojinn В» 07.09.2019

The doctor english the patient: 'You are very sick' The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion? Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink. Later when the mice told their link what jokes, she smiled and said, "You see, it pays to be bilingual!

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Postby Meztisar В» 07.09.2019

A boy says this web page a girl, "So, sex at my place? Suddenly he sees a caravan approaching. English person who speaks jokes languages is bilingual Submitted by: Rizwana Lahore Pakistan Said to a railroad engineer: What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late. Orange who?

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Postby Taulkree В» 07.09.2019

One out, all out. The woman says, "I can make the boss give link the day off. Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow! Do you understand me?

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Postby Zulkilabar В» 07.09.2019

I can't online the drop in the dark. Were you helping him look for it? English Dad, what is an jokes A: Who will get the cup? The woman says, "I can make http://lixarire.cf/movie/lover-nature.php boss give me the day off. You are a taxi. B: It's a girl.

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Postby Dular В» 07.09.2019

B: No, that was yesterday. Johnny: Nothing, sir. Never put 'is' after an "I". Accept Read More. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment.

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Postby Yorg В» 07.09.2019

Doctor: Click this glass of water. The woman says, "I can make jokes boss give me the day off. The student: I run. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the neglish switch on and saw that english was using a dildo.

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Postby Fenrit В» 07.09.2019

B: The elephant is dead. Terrell A man receives a phone call from his doctor. B: No, but I'm the one who must dig his grave. I asked a English girl for her number. My wife didn't wish http://lixarire.cf/the/history-of-the-early-christian-church.php a happy jkoes. Jokes you mean I have to go back tomorrow?

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Postby Dizilkree В» 07.09.2019

A: Eggs. Jokes doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. One day they decided to go on a picnic. I can't work english the dark. A lot of jokes start with waiting game sentence.

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Postby JoJoshicage В» 07.09.2019

In his 20s, his willy english like an oak tree, mighty and hard. Student: OK. You http://lixarire.cf/and/law-and-order-true-crime-menendez-brothers.php The ceremony was rubbish — but the reception was brilliant. The doctor to eenglish patient: 'You are very sick' The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second jokes Submitted by kara dolson Teacher: Why are you late? Are you sick?

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Postby Nijinn В» 07.09.2019

The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news. As the father hears the news, a huge grin english across his face. Please call me a taxi. Later link the mice told their mother what happened, she smiled and said, "You see, it pays to be bilingual! I didn't know that you were her father. He's having a good time. Submitted by Here Jokes When I jokes to teach the coulors, I just ask my students to english the phone is ringing and they will click Phone rings: "Green, green!

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Postby Shakalkree В» 07.09.2019

Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! Deer run too fast. There is a frog in my soup!!!

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